Here’s the Duracell battery .  There are 100 pages of fine print, but you don’t need to read or understand it.  Trust me, it is all there to protect you and take care of your interests.  This is the best deal in the world and you can have it  within the next three battery otherwise we will have to write up a new contract which will not protect your Duracell 15 Minute Battery Charger at all and will raise the price considerably.

[Idiots] Sign here__________________.

Here, use my Mont Blanc.<smarmy smile>

This one of the few times you would not want to pick up a Mont Blanc.  Any other time, you would love to just hold it between your fingers, sometimes even when you have nothing to write.  Just savoring it’s balance, it’s exquisite craftsmanship, Duracell 15 Minute Battery Charger, the sensous pleasure of it’s feel in your hand makes you want to
write something, maybe a loving note to your spouse or children or a dear friend.

This will never happen with a Mont Blanc, but if it did, your only concern would be that the pen might have been damaged.

If you don’t have a Mont Blanc, get one here.  There is no fine print except your Mont Blanc guarentee and it’s only a clear and concise yada, yada., and you will get the best price available anywhere.